Thursday, October 30, 2025

John Candy 1950-1994

I decided to rank all of John Candy's films on what would have been the fabled funnyman's 75th birthday. Candy had roles in eight Canadian films produced in the 1970s that we're just not going to discuss, because they're too obscure, insignificant, and hard to find today.
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32. filmed before, released after, and isn't any better.
Candy was part of the credits cameo parade of this John Hughes-Kevin Bacon romcom, that arrived right on the heels of "Planes, Trains, and Automobiles"(it's coming). A respectable movie, just not a John Candy movie.
John made two movies with Tom Hanks, but you don't need to bother with this one. Noteworthy only for the real-like romance that developed between Tom and Rita Wilson who lived happily ever after.
John appeared in five films released in 1991. This late summer flop is the most forgettable one
John gets the only laugh in this
Nobody can say that John Candy didn't work hard, or that he didn't try. But there's at least a dozen movies that didn't deserve the effort. "Crumb" wants to be "Fletch"
I recently made the mistake of thinking that one of Eugene Levy's few "above the title" roles was worthy of a Tubi rewatch. Picture "Police Academy" with security guards. John makes the most of the thin premise as his ex-cop partner, just don't expect it to be good.
Steven Spielberg's worst film. Candy gets lost in the shuffle of a large ensemble cast that includes John Belushi, Dan Aykroyd, Ned Beatty, Robert Stack, Nancy Allen, Treat Williams, Tim Mathison, Lorraine Gary, Christopher Lee, Warren Oates, and Toshiro Mifune.
along with Steve Martin and Bill Murray
The Daniel Stern-directed "Rookie" isn't a great movie by any stretch, but the little ones won't mind if you dig it up on Disney+.
Candy wound up competing with himself- "Down Under" lost the holiday family film battle with "Home Alone"(more on that later).
Two comedy greats, and $30 million that has to be spent in 30 days(with nothing to show for it). Candy seemed content playing many sidekick roles, while Richard Pryor was trying to re-establish himself as a film lead after "the accident" that killed his "Stir Crazy" momentum. Walter Hill's version of the 1902 George Barr McCutcheon novel(first adapted in 1945) was among the top twenty moneymakers of 1985, a nice hit for all involved.
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There's laughs to be had in this Carl Reiner comedy.
For most of it's runtime(the first 80 minutes), this is one of the funniest films of the early-'80s.
10. Aykroyd
9. serious
8. may be his most underrated film.
7. If you grew up in the late '80s-early-'90s, Mel Brooks' "Star Wars" spoof was a part of your life, it's as simple as that. You may even like it more than "Blazing Saddles" and "Young Frankenstein". George Lucas himself approved of the misadventures of heroic flyboy Lone Starr(Bill Pullman) and Barf(Candy) and their space battle with Rick Moranis' uproarious Dark Helmet. Fingers crossed for the forthcoming 2027 sequel.
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4. Legend has it that Candy spent one whole day(literally, 23 hours) on the set of "Home Alone" for his largely improvised role of traveling musician Gus Polinski and accepted mimimum payment($414) as a favor to John Hughes. He was understandably annoyed when a seemingly-small kids movie became a phenomenon and the highest-grossing film of 1990, with a domestic gross of $285 million. Regardless, it's still cool that he's in another timeless holiday classic(John has Thanksgiving AND Christmas covered).
3. Yes, John Candy is only in Oliver Stone's paranoid masterpiece for about five minutes, but he owns every second of those five minutes as sweaty New Orleans lawyer Dean Andrews(there's a real resemblance), and it's absolutely one of the best things he was ever a part of. Candy was eager to break free of his comedic persona and was said to be thrilled to get this part, and extremely nervous about his monologue opposite Kevin Costner.
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Sunday, October 12, 2025

R.I.P. Diane Keaton 1946-2025

The world was saddened to learn of the death of Diane Keaton at age 79.
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55. I absolutely hated this movie.
Diane and Jeff Daniels waste their energy on this woeful comedy that didn't even go wide in the last week of December. Jon Heder of "Napoleon Dynamite" fame, is unlikeable as her aimless 30 year old son. If nothing else, it illustrates why his career fizzled out. A director(Tim Hamilton) with no Wiki page and a sickly $688,145 worldwide gross made "Boy" a total bust.
Another total failure
Mandy Moore
Beatty
This miserable Garry Marshall drama finds Juliette Lewis going full retard and losing her "NBK" cool factor. Diane is her mother. Moving on.
This movie doesn't work at all.
A "Baby Boom" reunion for Diane and Sam Shepard did not produce nearly as much audience engagement, ten years later. This 1966 Texas-set indie relationship drama was quietly dumped in a few theaters, with zero promotion. No thrills here, not one.
Emma Roberts
Khouri hasn't made a movie since.
Nimoy
dogs
Diane and a very bearded Brendan Gleeson tried to enliven this harmless dramady to no avail- it barely got released theatrically during Trump's first term. Loosely based on the story of a homeless man(Harry Hallowes) in a London heath, an unlikely romance and Stephen Warbeck's busy score may work on female Tubi viewers, where this film will permanently reside. One of the last films that the Weinsteins were involved with, which may explain it's low profile.
Michael Douglas
Did the world need two "Book Club" movies? I say, definitely not. Did it need one? I know I'm not the target audience here, and I'm all for talented older women onscreen, and you can't get a better team than Diane, Jane Fonda, Candice Bergen, and Mary Steenburgen. I would just rather you read a book instead, and I don't mean the "Fifty Shades" trilogy. An under-served demographic surely led to a $104 million worldwide gross in 2018, and the Italy-set sequel is the most lightweight film I've ever seen.
This movie has it's fans. I'm not one of them,
Meg Ryan
Meyers
Oscar bait. Unless you're a Diane Keaton completist, you can probably skip this.
Diane's last decent movie should please fans of the crazy-old-lady subgenre. because...why not?
Ford
Diane Keaton, Jessica Lange, Sissy Spacek. Why don't people remember this movie? Director Bruce Beresford was in between two '80s Oscar winners, "Tender Mercies" and "Driving Miss Daisy". Last time I checked it was on Tubi.
Hawn
small role
Woody Allen and Diane Keaton. What a team.
Woody's first "serious" movie. Roger Ebert gave it four stars.
The eighth and final film
Coppola
Diane memorably shed her good girl image in this dark drama that was long denied an official DVD/bluray release over music licensing complications. The fact that she never really embraced the film or did anything else like it also contributed to it's lost-in-time status. Richard Gere and Tom Berenger appear in breakout supporting roles. Tuesday Weld got a Supporting Actress nomination for playing her sister.
Dory's mother
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What a powerhouse pair. Diane got the Best Actress nomination.
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fastest, funniest film
The second best Woody-Diane movie is a must see for cinema lovers.
6. It would be #1 in any other context, but nobody considers
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