Saturday, July 21, 2012

The 50 Greatest Movie Villains Volume II


25. Tommy- "Goodfellas"(1990)
Joe Pesci took home the Best Supporting Actor Oscar for his unforgettable portrayal of the most volatile wiseguy in Martin Scorcese's mob masterpiece. So desperate to prove his toughness and move up the ranks of the Mafia, Tommy will resort to violence with little or no hesitation or provocation. There's the beating to near death of made man Billy Batts. The shooting of poor defenseless Spider. That icepick to the back of Morrie's head. Spraying Stacks Edwards' brains all over his apartment. It's difficult to say which of Tommy's actions was the most reprehensible. He loves his Mom, though.



24. Max Cady- "Cape Fear"(1991) 
Robert De Niro's portrayal of the tattooed and terrifying, philosophical rapist Max Cady has to go down as one of the method man's most underrated performances. This is the last guy you want hanging around your wife and daughter. He's interested in them both. He bites Illeana Douglas's cheek off during a rather unpleasant tryst, and I didn't believe him when he said he had nothing to do with the death of the Bowden family dog. He's apparently impervious to pain as well. Being burned and attacked with a lead pipe and biker chains doesn't seem to bother him one bit. The only way to extinguish Cady's hateful rage is to kill him, but first he's gonna make you learn about loss.





23. Cruella DeVille- "101 Dalmatians"(1961)
One of Disney's oldest and most notorious villains, this hideous woman has her own theme song("Cruella De Vil, Cruella DeVil…") and has been terrifying children for generations. A heavy smoker AND a dog hater, she would be even more hated in these politically correct times if she wasn't already permanently ingrained in pop culture. Cruella steals this animated classic away from all hundred-and-one Dalmatians, and got a live action update courtesy of Glenn Close in 1996 and 2000 respectively. More recently, Lady Gaga and Selena Gomez have joined the band Queen in producing songs inspired by her, with the former dressing up as her in concert.



22. Catherine Tramell- "Basic Instinct"(1992)
She's evil. She's brilliant. Sharon Stone went places that no other mainstream actress would go in 1992 and became a household name as this icy blonde bisexual murder suspect. Catherine is always in total control of every situation even when she's being interrogated by a room full of cops. Come to think of it, Nick Curran(Michael Douglas) may be the worst hero in movie history. He's completely under her spell for the entire film. You're gonna catch the killer, Nick? Before or after you have sex with her 12 times? The final shot hints at his eventual fate but I would probably take an icepick to the chest for this broad, too.



21. The Evil Queen- "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs"(1937)
She's a vain, narcissistic, and cruel beauty who gains her royal position by marrying a widowed king who dies tragically shortly thereafter. Insanely jealous of stepdaughter Snow White, she makes her a lowly maid before famously attempting to kill her. Everyone knows about her mirror and her poisoned apple and it's a good thing the Seven Dwarfs were around to chase her deep into the forest and up a mountain where she eventually falls to her death on the jagged rocks below. The Queen lives on though as Julia Roberts and Charlize Theron both played her in separate 2012 live action film versions but the animated version is not likely to ever be surpassed.



20. Jack Torrance- "The Shining"(1980)
Stephen King didn't like Stanley Kubrick's treatment of his book because Jack Torrance seemed to hate his family even before the ominous Overlook hotel invaded his psyche. He seems to be the only one, though. An abusive alcoholic with very questionable writing skills, this character has a depth that is rarely acknowledged. Forget about those pesky ghosts- an annoying wife and a really bad winter is enough to make a man permanently part ways with his sanity. Try changing the channel when Jack Nicholson is in full creep mode, going on about the importance of moral and ethical principles. He takes an axe to the midsection of a meddlesome Scatman Crothers, but loses some points for chasing son Danny through that endless maze in zero degrees all night.






19. The Alien-"Alien"(1979)
We have Ridley Scott to thank for showing us what the inhabitants of other planets really look like. They're not little green men. They're nasty, slimy creatures with acid for blood that methodically stalk and kill anything within a 3 mile radius. Bursting out of John Hurt's stomach was quite an introduction.  Imagine being in a theater in 1979 and having no idea what to expect. It was only the beginning of a reign of terror that's lasted 30-plus years and seven films to date. The hapless crew of the Nostromo never stood a chance and the Colonial Marines didn't fare much better in James Cameron's turbocharged sequel. Scott has returned to the helm in an attempt to restore this franchise's former glory and disgust a whole new generation for the 2012 prequel "Prometheus".



18. Michael Meyers- "Halloween" series(1978, 1981, 1988, 1989, 1995, 1998, 2002, 2007, 2009)
He's the embodiment of pure evil. An unstoppable force with superhuman strength that can't be killed by bullets, stab wounds or fire. His first rampage kick-started the slasher genre in 1978 and he hasn't left the poor folks of Haddonfield alone since. And Hollywood hasn't left him alone, either with a staggering nine films(he didn't appear in 1982's "Halloween III"). It took him 24 years, but he finally got Laurie Strode(Jamie Lee Curtis) before Rob Zombie gave him a reboot. The third film in this new series will be in 3-D and will be Myers' tenth film in total. At this rate, our grandkids will be familiar with that white William Shatner mask.





17. Jason Vorhees- "Friday the 13th" series(1980, 1981, 1982, 1984, 1985, 1986, 1988, 1989, 1993, 2002, 2003, 2009)
This indestructible, machete-wielding mass murderer trumps Michael Meyers with 11 movies(12 if you count "Freddy vs. Jason")  and upward of 154 kills- probably the most of any villain in history. He's appeared in books, comics, video games, and has been referenced and parodied in various entertainment mediums. His hockey mask is a widely recognized image in pop culture. He's one of only three completely fictional characters to receive a Lifetime Achievement Award from MTV. Jason is a film icon if there ever was one. His movies are terrible, though.






16. Freddy Kruger- "A Nightmare On Elm Street" series(1984, 1985, 1987, 1988, 1989, 1991, 1994, 2003, 2010)
Wes Craven's disfigured dream stalker is probably the most entertaining member of the unholy trifecta of '80s horror villains(Jason and Michael Meyers don't say much) and may be the most famous as well. There's just no escaping him in or out of your dreams. Armed with razor sharp claws and bad puns, Freddy became an international superstar that had his own TV show, appeared on magazine covers, got fan mail, and even scored groupies according to Robert Englund. Not bad for a child killer in an ugly striped shirt with third degree burns.





15. John Doe- "Seven"(1995)
This brutal serial killer isn't seen for the first hour and a half of David Fincher's grim, now-classic thriller and Kevin Spacey wasn't exactly known to audiences yet, and that's precisely what made his third act appearance all the more unsettling. But we're constantly aware of how sick this guy is as we meet an obese man recently forced to eat himself to death, and I don't even want get into what he did to that hooker. All of John Doe's plans go off without a hitch and he basically wins in the end. Putting Gwyneth Paltrow's head in a box and mailing it to Brad Pitt has to go down as one of the most appalling acts in movie history. First he tried to play husband and taste the life of a simple man. What the hell does THAT mean?!






14. Amon Goeth- "Schindler's List"(1993)
Steven Spielberg bravely tackled one of the darkest chapters in human history and made the most important movie in his legendary career. He cast a then unknown Ralph Fiennes as the sadistic SS officer put in charge of the Plaszow concentration camp. He orders the final liquidation of the ghetto and callously murders anyone who appears elderly or uncooperative. He befriends Oskar Schindler(Liam Neeson) but later becomes suspicious of his motives as he requests to put hundreds of Jews to work in his factory. He remains loyal to Hitler right up until his execution. A chilling portrait of real life evil.



13. Regan- "The Exorcist"(1973)
When we first meet poor Regan MacNeil, she's just a happy-go-lucky 12 year old unlikely to be found anywhere near this list. But that was before she pulled out that Ouiji board and became possessed by the demon Puzuzu. Suddenly she's displaying all sorts of strange and aggressive behavior and her physical appearance starts changing considerably as well. As if spewing pea soup wasn't bad enough, her commentary about Father Karras' late mother was totally uncalled for. Linda Blair never could escape the 'Exorcist girl' label, but Regan will always be the ultimate symbol of movie horror.




12. Anton Chigurgh- "No Country For Old Men"(2007)
"What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss". Javier Bardem came to our attention with his Oscar winning role as a relentless hired killer tearing through rural Texas in search of Josh Brolin and some drug money in this Best Picture winner. Anyone with the misfortune of crossing paths with him is either getting strangled, shot, or at the very least scared shitless. We never really find out where Chigurgh came from or who exactly he works for. All we know is that he has bad hair and is absolutely terrifying. The moral of the story is that evil is omnipresent and can never really be stopped or contained. Tommy Lee Jones' aging lawman decides to call it a career instead of continuing his pursuit of the guy. Smart move.



11. Alex DeLarge- "A Clockwork Orange"(1971)
Malcolm McDowell's twisted teen robs, rapes, and murders for his own amusement. He loves classical music, always a telltale sign of a psycho, and listens to it while fantasizing about torture and slaughter. His improvised rendition of "Singin' in the Rain" during a home invasion was enough to clinch a spot on the countdown. Stanley Kubrick withdrew his film from the UK over reported death threats and copycat crimes but that only furthered the myth as posters of Alex soon adorned the bedroom walls of thousands of kids, many of whom probably never even saw the movie. McDowell offers his take on the character's lurid appeal- "People have miserable lives. They hate their jobs, everything. But Alex loves life. He eats it up".



10. Annie Wilkes- "Misery"(1990)
Can you think of anything more horrifying than spending a winter with this deranged former nurse? Author Paul Sheldon(James Caan) would have been better off freezing to death in that car wreck than being 'rescued' by his number one fan. She has this major passive-aggressive streak going on and gets unusually excited over cheesy romance novels. She won't curse, but she WILL tie you to your bed and take a sledgehammer to your legs. She'll do it out of love, though. Sheldon never gets over the experience(who would?), as Kathy Bates goes from respected stage actress to movie star and picked up the Best Actress Oscar for bringing Stephen King's literary creation to nightmarish big screen life.



9. The Terminator- "The Terminator"(1984)
He can't be bargained with. He can't be reasoned with. You know the rest. Although he got all warm and chatty in the sequels, Arnold Schwarzenegger's original killer cyborg turned him and then 28 year old writer-director James Cameron into major Hollywood players overnight. That's some legacy in retrospect. Street punks, a gun shop owner, and two women who just happened to be named Sarah Connor are the first few victims of his murderous rampage. Then Ginger, her boyfriend Matt and everybody that made the mistake of going to Tech-Noir had a very bad night. He killed 17 police officers with families the night he uttered the immortal line, "I'll be back". The world hasn't been the same since.



8. Hans Gruber- "Die Hard"(1988)
Alan Rickman's memorable debut as the elegant leader of a gang of German terrorist-robbers that ruined Christmas Eve for all the associates of the Nakatomi Corporation was the perfect foil for working class cop hero John McClane(Bruce Willis) and basically became the blueprint for nearly every action movie villain that followed. Don't let his intelligence and nice manners fool you. Just because he appreciates men's fashion doesn't mean he won't blow your brains out. He's ruthless but he's not a maniac although he employees a few of them, and that's what sets him apart. The genre deserved a better class of criminal and Gruber gave it to us.



7. Michael Corleone- "The Godfather Part II"(1974)
In the original "Godfather', Francis Ford Coppola took a nervous, young NY theater actor and set him on the path to legend status. Over the course of two films in the Corleone saga, we see Michael go from idealistic war hero who didn't want to get mixed up in the family business, to cold and calculating Don who spends much of his time sitting in dark rooms, plotting revenge and the bloody expansion of the Family's interests. Michael doesn't want to kill everybody. Only his enemies. The problem with that is he starts to see everyone as an enemy including his own family. Michael never sees himself as a gangster until he's ordered so many murders that he forgets who he was in the first place. A brilliant flashback sequence at the end of the film reminds him and us of the startling contrast and is more powerful than anything offered up in Part III.



6. The Wicked Witch of the West- "The Wizard of Oz"(1939)
Threatening an innocent 16 year old like Dorothy(Judy Garland) is enough to make you the object of scorn but her little dog too? The green skinned menace is more than a little upset about the death of her sister even though it was an accident. Margaret Hamilton's screechy voice along with her trusty broom stick and flying monkeys are all practically folklore- she showed us what witches look like, what they do, and how they act. Even her soldiers cheer her demise and hail Dorothy for melting her with that bucket of water. The Witch may have been dethroned in the 70 plus years since, but she's the first villain that most of us became aware of and she reigned supreme in the number 1 spot for over two decades until this next guy showed up.



5. Norman Bates- "Psycho"(1960)
Taking a shower is supposed to be a sacred and peaceful part of your day. This nutjob tried to ruin that forever. He's gotta be the worst motel owner of all time. He seemed like a nice sensitive young man until he started telling Marion Crane(Janet Leigh) about his mother whose mummified corpse he keeps in the cellar. This is pretty shocking stuff now, I can't imagine how audiences in 1960 reacted to seeing this guy burst into the room holding a knife dressed as 'mother'. That psychiatrist at the end summed up Norman's madness better than I ever could right before we see him sitting calmly in that jail cell cracking that still-disturbing smile. Anthony Perkins never escaped the shadow of Norman, eventually playing him again in three forgotten sequels, but Alfred Hitchcock's classic will never die.



4. Travis Bickle- "Taxi Driver"(1976)
Robert De Niro's quietly unhinged NYC cabbie is his most iconic role and in a career with no shortage of electrifying turns, that's really saying something. A socially awkward Vietnam vet, Travis isn't the most well adjusted guy to begin with and working the graveyard shift in 1970s Manhattan only further erodes his damaged psyche. Before long he's obsessed with guns and pornography and getting some "bad ideas in his head". The reason Bickle is so high on this list is because he's real. He could be your brother, your son, your co-worker, or your next door neighbor. This is what it really looks like when a person is slowly driven over the edge. When Bickle looks in the mirror, he could be looking at you.



3. Hannibal Lecter- "The Silence of The Lambs"(1991)
Brian Cox deserves a nod for originating the role in 1986's "Manhunter", but Anthony Hopkins' unforgettable take on the good doctor earned him the Best Actor Oscar and worldwide recognition. Housed in the depths of a Baltimore mental hospital for acquiring a taste for human flesh and organs, he's just about the most dangerous man on Earth. He needs to be placed in a straightjacket and strapped to a gurney with his face covered by a mask just to be brought out in public. Lecter doesn't have to get to you physically to do damage, though. He'll throw psychological daggers until you either kill yourself or at the very least, feel really bad about your childhood. Sir Anthony reprised the role twice with mixed results, but the Lecter from "Lambs" never needed to serve up Ray Liotta's brains as an encore to make it to the forefront of silver screen psychopaths.



2. Darth Vader- "Star Wars"(1977, 1980, 1983, 2005)
From the first moment we see this bad-ass Sith lord march onboard a rebel ship surrounded by Imperial Stormtroopers to recover those stolen Death Star plans, well, it's safe to say that movies, pop culture, and the lives of a generation of fan-boys who took permanent residence in the parents' basements was forever altered. Vader isn't just one of the biggest villains, he's one of the biggest movie characters period with an entire prequel trilogy letting us know how he came to be. What makes Vader so cool? His all-black suit of armor, James Earl Jones' booming voice, his heavy breathing, the fact that he can choke guys without even touching them. Saving son Luke and killing the Emperor at the end of "ROTJ" may have kept him from the number one spot, but he had a good run for at least 20 years prior, hunting down and killing all the Jedi and ruling George Lucas' galaxy far, far away as our favorite intergalactic tyrant.




1. The Joker- "Batman", "The Dark Knight"(1989, 2008)
"Why so serious" or "Wait till they get a load of me"? The Joker is number one because he has two show-stopping portrayals from two great actors and there's no need to choose one over the other. Let's just say that they were both perfect for their respective eras. Jack Nicholson played the classic, old-school comic book Joker complete with gangster-meets-chemical-bath origins and set a new standard for movie villainy(and got paid a whopping $60 million for his efforts). To those looking to diminish Jack's Joker, I'm here to remind you that he killed about 50 people in Tim Burton's mega-hit and laughed uncontrollably afterwards. The late Heath Ledger redefined the role for a more complex world as a psycho anarchist committed to chaos and disorder. With no clear origin or motives, he's a frightening force of nature who tears through Chris Nolan's Gotham en route to a posthumous Best Supporting Actor Oscar. Something tells me it'll be another 20 years before we see another actor dare try to tackle the Clown Prince of Crime.

Updated Oct 2019
Every generation gets it's own Joker in these fast-moving times. I stand corrected, as this decade gave us TWO, Jared Leto and Joaquin Phoenix. One of them was awesome.



















Wednesday, July 11, 2012

The 50 Greatest Movie Villains Volume I

     A great villain adds immense enjoyment to a film. In some cases, they MAKE the film. Many of these are no-brainers, but there are definitely a few on here that nobody else thought of. You don't want to encounter most of these characters in real life but they sure are fun to watch. In my opinion, these are the best big screen antagonists.




50. Vincent Cocotti- "True Romance"(1993)
Christopher Walken's stone cold mob enforcer is only in one scene but his brutal interrogation of Dennis Hopper is arguably the best scene of the decade. He oozes menace and his presence looms large over the rest of the film. Tony Soprano was his apprentice for god's sake. Cocotti introduces himself as the Anti-Christ and we can only imagine the things he's done to earn that reputation. Since that promotion he got in 1984, he doesn't get his hands dirty unless you insult his ancestors. Clarence and Alabama were damn lucky they never ended up in the same room with this guy.



49. Catwoman- "Batman Returns"(1992)
Long before Anne Hathaway, Michelle Pfeiffer provided us with the ultimate incarnation of the most dangerous woman in Gotham City. She's a ferocious force of nature out to avenge the fairer sex in a male dominated world and has no problem using man's inherent weakness for attractive females against them. She disarmed those security guards very quickly and could have killed Batman AND The Penguin while they were drooling over that costume. Selina Kyle was always straddling the fence between good and evil, but she chose cold, hard revenge over a fairy tale life with Bruce Wayne and breaking the Caped Crusader's heart makes her a villain in my book.



48. Mr. Joshua- "Lethal Weapon"(1987)
It's common knowledge that Gary Busey is nuts in real life and that's why he got called upon so often by Hollywood to do what he does best and that's act really f'n scary. From the first moment we see this ex- Special Forces drug smuggler holding his arm above that lighter's flame, we know he means business. If anything goes wrong, we'll have to take it up with Mr. Joshua? Well, I really hope things go right then. Only Mel Gibson in his prime is crazy enough to challenge this guy to a streetfight in the pouring rain on Roger Murtaugh's lawn. Riggs was suicidal back then, though.



48. Alonzo Harris- "Training Day"(2001)
Denzel Washington nabbed the Best Actor Oscar for his electrifying turn as this crooked LAPD detective. He terrorizes Ethan Hawke's naive rookie for an hour and 40 minutes and we don't even realize he's the bad guy until more than halfway through the film. To say that he abuses his power as a member of law enforcement would be an understatement and he memorably compares himself to King Kong in the raging climax. You're much safer in the presence of your local gangbangers than this lunatic.



47. Ivan Drago- "Rocky IV"(1985)
"If he dies, than he dies". Sylvester Stallone certainly outdid himself when he created the deadliest fictional fighter of all time and hired Dolph Lundgren to bring him to life. The 6 foot 6, 240 pound Siberian Bull seemingly spends every waking minute hooked up to high tech gym equipment in a Soviet physical fitness laboratory surrounded by scientist-trainers. He put Apollo Creed's brain to sleep inside of two rounds. Luckily Balboa has the world's hardest head and songs like "Hearts on Fire" playing in the background. He still takes enough punishment to kill 57 mortal men.



46. Gordon Gekko- "Wall Street"(1987)
I don't think it's an exaggeration to say that a generation of white collars criminals looked up to this monster with slicked back hair and suspenders in much the same way that drug dealers embraced Tony Montana. These characters taught us how to live, morals be damned. The impressionable Bud Fox had no chance as Gekko rattled on about a million dollars being a day's pay. He's clearly a villain and that's why the 2010 sequel didn't really work for me. Gekko was always a little over the top with his "Greed is good" mantra but it was necessary in the '80s to get the point across. A lot of people still didn't get it though. The charisma and oily charm of Michael Douglas goes a long way. We'll do whatever you want, Mr. Gekko.



45. Mr. Blonde- "Reservoir Dogs"(1992)
He doesn't like alarms. It amuses him to torture a cop. You can beg all you want because he's heard it all before. We never get to see the jewelry store robbery in Quentin Tarantino's debut flick but apparently Mr. Blonde went crazy and started shooting people. You'll never be able to listen to Steeler Wheel's "Stuck in the Middle with You" without thinking about Michael Madsen dancing badly with a switchblade in his hand. He also doesn't have a boss. Nobody tells him what to do. Pure psychopath.



43 . Nurse Ratched- "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest"(1975)
The head nurse/dictator in this 1975 Best Picture winner represents the uncaring establishment and society's mind numbing status quo. She doesn't REALLY want to help her patients and secretly gets off on the power she wields over them. This bitch wouldn't even let them watch a baseball game. Her words drive Billy Bibbitt to suicide and she has our free-spirited protagonist Randle McMurphy lobotomized. Ratched gets away with most of her subtle cruelty. If only Jack had had a few more seconds with his hands wrapped around her throat.



42 . Scorpio- "Dirty Harry"(1971)
Detective Harry Callahan wiped a lot of scum off the streets of San Francisco over the course of 17 years and five films but none worse than this deranged sniper based loosely on the real life Zodiac killer. He threatens to kill a person a day until the city pays him $200,000. Played by the wild eyed Andy Robinson, Scorpio was certainly one of the most vividly frightening villains to be seen in mainstream cinema up to this point and may have provided inspiration for another character that will be featured very prominently on this list.





41 . The Predator- "Predator"(1987)
This lethal dreadlocked alien creature is one ugly you-know-what, but he's also one of the most famous movie monsters of all time. Designed by Stan Winston, The Predator has appeared in several movies, novels, comic books, and video games but made the biggest impact in the 1987 Arnold Schwarzenegger classic. At 7 foot 2 and possessing advanced weaponry and camouflage skills, he dispatches Arnie's crew of bodybuilding commandos with ease. That's no small feat when that group consists of Jesse Ventura, Bill Duke, and Sonny Landham, but killing Carl Weathers all but guarantees you a spot on this list.



40. Frank Booth- "Blue Velvet"(1986)
He's a kidnapper, a drug dealer, a rapist, and a murderer and he's played by Dennis Hopper. I shouldn't have to say any more. This picture says it all. This guy literally has no redeeming qualities. I'm still not sure what it is that he's always inhaling. You don't want a love letter from him either. The merits of David Lynch's film is open to debate, but Hopper resurrected his career with his bonkers performance and became the go-to-guy for movie madmen for the next decade.



39. Agent Smith- "The Matrix" trilogy(1999, 2003)
Played memorably by Hugo Weaving, this malevolent bit of artificial intelligence made life difficult for Neo and company in and out of the Matrix for three films. He doesn't die, he multiplies. He has speed and strength beyond normal human capabilities and can punch through concrete and leap impossible distances. And it's really creepy the way he says "Mr. Anderson". I'm not gonna sit here and pretend I understood all the goings on in the Wachowski Bros' trilogy but I do know this- anybody that has this much hatred for a peaceful dude like Keanu Reeves is seriously messed up.




38. Mitch Leary- "In The Line of Fire"(1993)
If you're gonna antagonize Clint Eastwood in a movie, you'd better bring your A-game or you're not making it much further than the opening credits. John Malkovich was certainly up to the task as a would-be Presidential assassin in this crackling thriller. A master of disguise and a CIA trained killer, he's had some major grievances to let out since those cutbacks were made. He didn't take it too well. He's actually pleasant enough to talk to as long as you don't ask him where he's from or why he slit his best friend's throat. And don't ask if you can use his plastic homemade gun. You might just want to steer clear of this guy altogether.



37. Little Bill Daggett- "Unforgiven"(1992)
This sadistic sheriff, played masterfully by Gene Hackman, runs the town of Big Whiskey with an iron fist in Clint Eastwood's best Western. He keeps things safe from roaming outlaws but who's protecting the townspeople from him? Bill sees himself as a hero. The recipients of the brutal beatdowns he orders on a daily basis would strongly disagree if they ever regain consciousness. It's real simple- if you torture and kill Morgan Freeman, you're one sick son of a bitch.




36. Blofeld- "You Only Live Twice"(1967)
This evil genius and head of the global criminal organization SPECTRE is the archenemy of James Bond and has appeared in six films and has been played by Donald Pleasance, Telly Salvalas, and Max Von Sydow. Those are some impressive credentials. Many of Blofeld's characteristics have become cliches- his facial scar and white cat have been parodied in various works of popular fiction from "Inspector Gadget" to the "Austin Powers" series. His comedic counterpart Dr. Evil is now more famous than he is but imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.


35. The Shark- "Jaws"(1975)
It's been nearly four decades since Steven Spielberg made history at Martha's Vineyard with a malfunctioning mechanical shark named Bruce. Out of necessity, Spielberg implies the shark's presence instead with James Horner's ominous and iconic score. Unseen but terrifying for the first half of the film, he chows down on poor Chryssie Watkins during a late night skinny dip and that Kintner boy who was just enjoying a day at the beach. Grizzled fisherman Quint(Robert Shaw) gets swallowed whole in his attempt to catch the beast. Roy Scheider and Richard Dreyfuss barely live to tell about it. We still don't wanna go in the water.




34. Chucky- "Child's Play"(1988, 1990, 1991, 1998, 2004)
This demonic doll has definitely joined that rather dubious list of slasher icons with mayhem going on nearly a quarter century. His witty one liners and creative killings have provided guilty pleasure in five films with a sixth due out next year. Possessed by the spirit of serial killer Charles Lee Ray and voiced by Brad Dourif, Chucky has terrorized his young owner Andy for much of his life and later picked up a bride(Jennifer Tilly) to help him resume the slaughter for a new generation. As long as there's an audience for cheap and cheesy horror, Chucky can always count on a revival.



33. Biff Tannen- "Back to the Future" Trilogy(1985, 1989, 1990)
Bullies are often the biggest villains in real life, and the holy terror of Hill Valley is the ultimate big screen bully. Biff is just a nasty piece of work. He picks on George McFly for 30 years in the original timeline. Biff picks on just about every person he comes into contact with including small children. He tried to rape Lorraine in that car, and who didn't cheer when he gets laid out in the parking lot of the Enchantment Under the Sea dance? In Part II, we learn that Biff is capable of just about anything as an evil cross between Donald Trump and Elvis Presley in the hellish alternate 1985. Marty and Doc should have done mankind a favor and wiped out the entire Tannen family tree.




32 . Damien- "The Omen", "Damien: Omen II"(1976, 1978)
The son of Satan in the form of the most sinister five year old of all time. Terrible things happen when this tyke is around. An impaling, a suicide, a decapitation. Even animals at the zoo are disturbed by his presence. Is it all a coincidence? Things don't get much better in the sequels or the 2006 remake. At least he's quiet and well behaved most of the time. Just don't try bringing him to church. I'd also skip his birthday party and stay off balconies. And if he asks you to join him, it's much better than the alternative.




31 . Joan Crawford- "Mommie Dearest"(1981)
Unquestionably the worst mother in the history of film, Faye Dunaway was criticized for going WAY over the top, but her explosive portrayal of actress Joan Crawford may be her most memorable role whether she likes it or not. A raging alcoholic suffering from OCD and bipolar personality disorder, Joan adopts four children for publicity purposes only to subject them to her horrifying outbursts. Despite it's reputation as a camp classic, this film contains a truly disturbing depiction of child abuse as well as the strongest argument I've ever heard against the use of wire hangers.



30. Commodus- "Gladiator"(2000)
For my money, Joaquin Phoenix was the best thing about 2000's Best Picture winner as the sniveling and cowardly son of Marcus Aurelius. Enraged upon learning that Russell Crowe's Maximus has been chosen to become the new Emperor of Rome, Commodus suffocates his father and seizes the throne. He executes the wife and son of our hero and is also harboring some incestuous feelings for his sister. This guy just makes my skin crawl. He mortally wounds Maximus to gain an advantage in their final fight. Nobody didn't enjoy watching this creep get his comeuppance.




29.  Hans Landa- "Inglorious Basterds"(2009)
Don't be fooled by his charming and polite demeanor. This ruthless and highly decorated SS officer takes a great deal of pride in being known as the Jew Hunter. One minute, he's calmly drinking milk and the next he's ordering the massacre of a French farmhouse. He's not even a true believer in Nazi idealogy as he opportunistically switches sides and assists the Basterds in killing Adolph Hitler and his inner circle. Tarantino considers him one of the best characters he's ever written, and the Oscar sitting on the mantle of Christoph Waltz certainly backs up that assertion.




28.  Alex Forrest- "Fatal Attraction"(1987)
Glenn Close was robbed of the Best Actress Oscar for scaring the pants back on every married man in America as cinema's most memorable stalker. Dan Gallagher(Michael Douglas) is actually the real villain in the first half of the film and it's easy to sympathize with Alex. She's 36, never married, and her biological clock is ticking. I know she doesn't like to be ignored, but Alex just goes too far. Boiling his daughter's bunny rabbit? That's crazy. Breaking into the house in the middle of the night with a big kitchen knife? Yeah, she deserved everything she got.



27.  The T-1000- "Terminator 2- Judgment Day"(1991)
Groundbreaking CGI and Robert Patrick's steely eyed menace made this shape shifting assassin one of the most deadly creations in all of the sci-fi action genre. He's the second villain on this list to kick the crap out of Schwarzenegger which might illicit cheers today in some circles but it was thoroughly frowned upon in 1991. Then there's the little matter of John Connor's foster parents. What a gruesome scene that was. He cruelly toys with Sarah Connor(Linda Hamilton) after stabbing through her shoulder. If that steel mill hadn't been located along that freeway, the saga would have ended right then and there. That wouldn't have necessarily been a bad thing.



26. General Zod- "Superman II"(1981)
Krypton's most dangerous man is getting an update in 2013's "The Man of Steel", but I can't imagine anyone topping Terance Stamp in the role. Once a trusted member of the Kryptonian Council, he was banished into the Phantom Zone and freed by an explosion in space. Flanked by his fiercely loyal comrades Non and Ursa, Zod takes over Earth in about three days and acts incredibly pompous while doing so. He really believes that world domination is his birthright and that every living thing is beneath him. How many villains make the President get down on his knees? You'd kneel before Zod in a heartbeat.



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